Ten Things Meme

[omimouse]

I would like to state, for the record, that finding ten things I've done that my f-list likely hasn't done when said list contains both sailorjim and ebonunicorn is Not Easy(tm).

1. Held a live indigo snake.
2. Had a manatee nuzzle me.
3. Helped build a small sailing ship. If you ever see a small ship called the Zeekoe, that's her. And by 'small', I mean that she'd be awful crowded with more than four people on board.
4. Felt a Florida panther purr under my hand.
5. Was given a personal, full tour of the Seal Rehabilitation Center in Pieterburen by Lenie 't Hart.
6. Been spooged on by a rooster that'd been dead for about an hour. (I was in the process of butchering said rooster, you perverts!)
7. Held a 400 year-old bible.
8. Owned a ziplock baggie full of saffron. A co-worker of mine when I worked at the library went on vacation through several countries. She brought 7 sandwich-sized ziplock baggies full of saffron back with her. One for each of us who worked that desk.
9. Swum face first into fire coral. It was my first time snorkeling, and I was paying attention to the very adorable baby nurse shark that was about three inches to my right, instead of to what was in front of me.
10. Hit a bus-driver over the head with a rolled up foam mattress thingie. In my defense, I was about eleven years old at the time.

Comments

[hakamadare.livejournal.com]

Held a 400 year-old bible

i’ve done that one (600 year old, actually)! the rest ya got me beat. :)

-steve

[dimers.livejournal.com]

Silly! If you're horny, why are you typing out memes? =)