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Dec. 31st, 2008 11:52 pmGoodbye, 2008. Feel free to fall into a pit of rusty and used hypodermics on your way out the spiked door, which had damn well better smack you in the ass on the way out. Hard. Preferably repeatedly. And I hope you like rabid zombie weasels, because I'm dumping a bucketful into that pit with you. Don't call me.
2009: You. Yes, you. Look at me when I'm talking to you. I know it's a lot to live up to, but you have been hired solely to be massively, incredibly, fantastically better than 2008. No, you don't get to point at Obama and think we're going to let you off the hook. (Besides, that's one of the few things that 2008 did right. No claiming credit for that one.) I mean it. Not just a little bit better and thinking that 2008 was so bad that you'll get away with it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think that the local drunk red necks are doing their best to make the fire department's evening exciting, so I need to go be paranoid near a window.
2009: You. Yes, you. Look at me when I'm talking to you. I know it's a lot to live up to, but you have been hired solely to be massively, incredibly, fantastically better than 2008. No, you don't get to point at Obama and think we're going to let you off the hook. (Besides, that's one of the few things that 2008 did right. No claiming credit for that one.) I mean it. Not just a little bit better and thinking that 2008 was so bad that you'll get away with it.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think that the local drunk red necks are doing their best to make the fire department's evening exciting, so I need to go be paranoid near a window.
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Date: 2009-01-01 08:10 pm (UTC)