omimouse | I Have The Strangest Pillow Talk

I had the lovely and rare joy of sleeping (and waking!) between

warinbear last night and this morning. I had the equal joy of having great amounts of sweaty, breathless fun with them this morning.

While we were cuddling and talking, we somehow got around to

warinbear spouting off with this sentence, complete with Vaderesque voice: "Luke . . . I am your bitch."

I have the oddest pillow talk.